Excerpt From Laborliss Magazine Issue 21
How to Choose a Dentist on Looks!
“Do you want an ugly guy staring into your mouth? Heck no! Only hot guys should get to poke at your teeth, which is why we want to help choose a HOT dentist.
It’s Absolutely Vital That Your Dentist:
Has Long Arms
How much of your dentist you can see depends on how long his arms are (if he has long arms he can stand further away from you when he has his hands in your mouth and you’ll be able to get a better look at his body). So make sure he’s long armed and sexy!
Brags About His Cool Experiences While Poking at Your Teeth:
Cool guys brag a lot, that’s just what they do. Here’s an example of what the hot, long armed dentist may say while he’s inspecting your teeth: ‘This one time I got so drunk that I forgot how to sell, and I was texting like 6 different chicks at once. Apparently, none of them remembered me from our bar encounters and they all asked who I was, but I was so drunk I couldn’t spell my own name, so they never figured out who was calling them a sexy moma jomma!’
Makes Borderline Inappropriate Advances on His Patients:
As a patient, you should view this as the ultimate act of bravery and flattery. He wants you so bad that he risks his career to get with you! Don’t let this bad boy get away.”
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