Archive for December, 2009
“Like just because…
my tongue swelled up to the point that my eyelids shrunk and my visibility decreased from the frustration I felt when I discovered that I’d left my condo wearing 2 different types of socks doesn’t make me high maintenance.”
-Issue 22
“Having someone blow
on your extra long big toenails is a way for them to be cleaned without getting fingerprints on them, plus it kind of tickles.”
-Issue 26
“After the spoons
had poison on them, they didn’t have much use for them, plus cereal wasn’t invented yet, so they threw them out and now they’re getting discovered. Duh! I don’t think we should make such a big deal about this because without poisonous yo-yos, there’d be no spoons.”
-Issue 12
“Giant blenders,
which will be connected to machines that form what the blenders shred into balls, will be placed on Main Street. Individually, we’re going to climb up the blenders’ ladders and throw things that represent us into these massive blenders.”
Issue 17
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Merry Christmas!
We love all of you.
I’d like to thank everyone who visits the site. I hope you receive a lot of benefits from visiting. We’re going to be undergoing a lot of changes in 2010 as we expand and grow and offer new things for you to enjoy. Thanks for all the Laborliss Magazine subscribers. We really appreciate. If, for some reason, you feel things aren’t working on the site the way you want them to, feel free to let us know at brandon@sociallyacceptable.org.
Thanks for everything and look out for what we’re about to do.
Brandon
This Is Where the Party Is
Now we’re giving away free “Teach Us How to Get Rich” T-shirts when you get an online subscription to Laborliss Magazine. The benefits are endless!
Think about if
we all woke up everyday and did things to benefit society. Instead of worrying about things, we did things to benefit society. If everyone did that then everyone would benefit. Everyone would receive much more than they were putting out.
I’m trying this thing where I think like this to see what happens and because for some reason it makes me feel more secure. I’ve recently experimented with some emotional tapping to reverse some problematic views I had on money and to allow more rewards to come in my life. It was way intense. Lets just say that I definitely had a release.
Check it out if you like: http://www.moreearnedincome.com/wealth/removing-emotional-blocks-about-money/2008/08/12/.