Archive for January, 2010
“The time little
Billy Watson tried to smear his melting popsicles all over me, I used my jungly hair to strangle each one of his appendages.”
-Issue 3, July 2007
You don’t know this
but when you are a part of us, we’re going to benefit you for the rest of your life. Favors returned tenfold. For real. That’s just what we do.
Thank You!
Thanks to everyone for everything. New Issue out on Monday. The new illustrator is killing it!
“I can actually
drift myself into a state where I feel like I’m naked on a bed of flower petals and the psychedelic colored snails are crawling all over me.”
-Issue 1
“I have
to hold a hose around my neck like it’s a boa constrictor and of course be topless, but what else is new?” -Issue 10, February 2008
“If you can tell me playing the piano is cooler than sitting around and watching your friend’s glowing, chewed up food move through their body, I’ll give you my psychedelic ketchup.”
-Issue 9, January 2008
Laborliss
is your dad. It is a machine. So is your dad a machine? Anyway, Laborliss is really doing its thing. If you don’t have an online subscription by now, duh, what are you doing? Get one. Just playing. But seriously check it out. Anyway, I love all of you and don’t forget about the $5 thing here. I’m trying to f-ing pay you here. Do you want it or not? My goodness. Some people are just blasting it on their facebook pages to get their friends to subscribe. Then I of course send them a check.
Harry stuff
“Buy a frozen turkey.
Cook it, but instead of eating it, rip off all the skin, meat, and fat until only the skeletal system is showing.”
-Issue 7, November 2007
Woo Woo!
We’re doing it, society!