Archive for January, 2010
“This didn’t work
as planned, they didn’t like a guy dressed in a glowing suit which made him appear blurry who yelled, ‘20/20 shouldn’t get expected, it’s a gift.’”
-Issue 14, June 2008
I’m gonna be blunt
Laborliss Magazine fucks things and situations up. It’s the voice of people who have been ignored, suppressed, and fucked with. It fucking fights back. We’re gaining a lot interest but we need more subscribers to keep it going. Never has there been a project that’s more original, creative, entertaining and meaningful.
Granted, breaking an independent project with minimal resources in to the mainstream is next to impossible but I am not giving up because I believe in this. The print copies get gobbled up fast. I want more people to read it. Let me know what I need to do to convince you that it’s worth your time and energy because it is.
Thanks,
Brandon
brandon@sociallyacceptable.org
Oh, I don’t know if you’ve heard yet but we’re not taking people’s shit any more. Any of us. Every again. As individuals, as employees, as a generation. It’s over.
Wow!
You get a lot of creative material (including very skilled illustrations and wild stories, which will make it so you’re never bored), a free shirt, and the opportunity to make as many Abraham Lincolns as you want!
“I really get off on watching things grow. Mold, the concave curvature of linoleum on a humid day, and the nails on both of my big toes. It really trips my trigger.”
-Issue 26, June 2009
$5 For You!
We started this new program where you get a $5 check in the mail by referring a friend to Laborliss Magazine. Simply tell people about Laborliss Magazine and when they subscribe you get $5!
Just make sure that the friend you referred tells us who referred them.
Tell as many people as you know and get a bunch of checks!
“If you could
live on a lilly pad and eat only green and purple foods for the rest of your life, you would.”
-Issue 16, August 2008
“She thought these
pointless, weekly phone calls were our relationship, but I just felt sorry for her.”
-Issue 9, February 2008
“Plummet to their death
out of a giant ferris wheel just to get away from a whacked-out senior citizen going off about how society would be better if bone cages were put around babies’ brains.”
-Issue 20, December 2008
“Well, opportunity got
smeared all over my face like a pie on a clown show when, dressed as the unethical pacifier salesman, I embarked upon a Laborliss Pancake Breakfast.”
-Issue 25, May 2009