Archive for February, 2010
“My underside of the escalator is a bunch of lonely, bored housewives who are full of wine and soap opera story lines.”
-Issue 10, February 2008
New Additions
We brought on two new female writers to write for March’s Issue of Laborliss Magazine. They are totally bringing a whole different dynamic to Laborliss Magazine.
For those of you have online subscriptions, you can totally see the ups and downs of Laborliss and right now it’s beginning a new cycle.
“I have to hold a hose around my neck like it’s a boa constrictor and of course be topless, but what else is new?”
-Issue 10, February 2008
“How bad do
you want to watch a team of deformed donkeys that have razor sharp hooves sticking out of their backs and a team of overweight ducks stand on top of small palm trees that have really thick, sturdy leaves and joust each other with rainbow colored logs?”
-Issue 15, July 2008
I hope you guys are enjoying everything. I know the people who have online subscriptions log on here frequently and we hope you are pleased with everything. Your comments are always welcomed.
Thanks,
Brandon
brandon@sociallyacceptable.org
“A drunk guy
dying is explainable, but people are going to wonder why he was naked, blindfolded, and in a closet with helium balloons, aren’t they?”
-Issue 21, January 2009
The Breakdown of the Subscription
You Get:
Everything we can humanly give to you in the form of stories and drawings
To laugh at douches who have fucked with you
$7 for every friend you refer
See the most creative project on Planet Earth
Watch something rise from nothing
Help becoming what you want to be
Our appreciation
Dig that demon out.
Fuck yeah. Laborliss Magazine gives back to you. I want you to run and tell your friends because then I can send you a $7 check.