LABORLISS MAGAZINE

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Thanks for stopping by. The is the home of Laborliss Magazine.
What’s Laborliss Magazine?

Laborliss Magazine is a fictional lifestyle magazine. A what? You know those lifestyle magazines you see everywhere? Well, this is a fictional one from a fake town called Laborliss where everyone is a big douche.

It’s pretty fun.

The magazine had a 36 issue run and now an electronic version of every issue is available below!

It’s pretty exciting.

Don’t worry
it’s not confusing, just original.

You’ll find:
a clan of rowdy homeless people
a caveman superhero who saves the douches from their problems and rides a purple, flying octopus
a meteorologist who is adored by the people but is really an evil scientist
a news reporter named Fifi Furfurfester
a town full of douches who make choices like choosing a dentist based off looks, not skills

I don’t think there’s anything else like this in the world!

You ‘ll enjoy funny lines like:

“Convince 7 fellow jump ropers and 5 elephants that there is an earthquake going on.”
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“Butterflies ate my stomach as elegant rivers and cascading waterfalls of liquid gold gently flowed through the city.”

‎”Well, opportunity got smeared all over my face like a pie on a clown show when, dressed as the unethical pacifier salesman, I embarked upon a Laborliss Pancake Breakfast.”

“Deep down you truly believe that your shoelaces are superior to other peoples.”

“The spine of this glowing T-Rex is a staircase and I’m wearing a leotard.”

‎”Although they didn’t say anything, their glare was so intense their eyeballs felt like snake-hoses that lacerated my chest cavity and vacuumed out all my testosterone.”

Download them all and have all this at your fingertips to enjoy in your leisure! Or when you’re stressed and need to get your mind off of things! The choice is yours!

Whatever you want to do!

Click and enjoy!!