“So while those emotional tards were carrying around dolls, I was impressing girls by waving bye to them with my throat.”
-Issue 17, September 2008
“Well, I went out and tried to talk to some of these chickies but these losers with less going on in their lives kept interrupting me, bugging the girls, scaring them off, and ultimately ruining it for me…”
-Issue 24, April 2009
“My underside of the escalator is a bunch of lonely, bored housewives who are full of wine and soap opera story lines.”
-Issue 10, February 2008
New Additions
We brought on two new female writers to write for March’s Issue of Laborliss Magazine. They are totally bringing a whole different dynamic to Laborliss Magazine.
For those of you have online subscriptions, you can totally see the ups and downs of Laborliss and right now it’s beginning a new cycle.
“I have to hold a hose around my neck like it’s a boa constrictor and of course be topless, but what else is new?”
-Issue 10, February 2008
“How bad do
you want to watch a team of deformed donkeys that have razor sharp hooves sticking out of their backs and a team of overweight ducks stand on top of small palm trees that have really thick, sturdy leaves and joust each other with rainbow colored logs?”
-Issue 15, July 2008
I hope you guys are enjoying everything. I know the people who have online subscriptions log on here frequently and we hope you are pleased with everything. Your comments are always welcomed.
Thanks,
Brandon
brandon@sociallyacceptable.org
“A drunk guy
dying is explainable, but people are going to wonder why he was naked, blindfolded, and in a closet with helium balloons, aren’t they?”
-Issue 21, January 2009