Socially Acceptable

“Although they didn’t say anything, their glare was so intense their eyeballs felt like snake-hoses that lacerated my chest cavity and vacuumed out all my testosterone.”
-Issue 19

A Blooper!

We want you

to be a part of the magic. For real.

Laborliss Episode 1 Teaser

Here’s a teaser for Laborliss Episode 1, which will be coming out soon. We’re converting Laborliss in to a TV show and this is a sample from the first episode. The shows will slowly evolve in to an animation show involving the wild adventures of all the Laborliss characters. Enjoy.

Would you like to get more than you give, make yourself happier by smiling, laugh back at the people who’ve laughed at you, and earn $7 for just telling your friends about the most creative project out?

“So while those emotional tards were carrying around dolls, I was impressing girls by waving bye to them with my throat.”
-Issue 17, September 2008

Lets take this to a whole new level.

“Well, I went out and tried to talk to some of these chickies but these losers with less going on in their lives kept interrupting me, bugging the girls, scaring them off, and ultimately ruining it for me…”
-Issue 24, April 2009

“Randomly give trophies to people who have bragging problems.”

“My underside of the escalator is a bunch of lonely, bored housewives who are full of wine and soap opera story lines.”
-Issue 10, February 2008