“I have to hold a hose around my neck like it’s a boa constrictor and of course be topless, but what else is new?”
-Issue 10, February 2008
“How bad do
you want to watch a team of deformed donkeys that have razor sharp hooves sticking out of their backs and a team of overweight ducks stand on top of small palm trees that have really thick, sturdy leaves and joust each other with rainbow colored logs?”
-Issue 15, July 2008
I hope you guys are enjoying everything. I know the people who have online subscriptions log on here frequently and we hope you are pleased with everything. Your comments are always welcomed.
Thanks,
Brandon
brandon@sociallyacceptable.org
“A drunk guy
dying is explainable, but people are going to wonder why he was naked, blindfolded, and in a closet with helium balloons, aren’t they?”
-Issue 21, January 2009
The Breakdown of the Subscription
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Our appreciation
Dig that demon out.
Fuck yeah. Laborliss Magazine gives back to you. I want you to run and tell your friends because then I can send you a $7 check.
“The atmosphere fairies bounce around on clouds and play little games with our energy balls.”
-Issue 4, August 2007
Woo!
Thanks to all who tuned in to the Diaz Show tonight. I was on talking about Laborliss Magazine. It was a good time. Thanks to everyone who has been participating in the referral program. I have no problem sending you more checks.
I feel weird about something. I’m going to balance my time between promoting for new subscribers and entertaining the ones we already have. As we gain more, I want them to feel rewarded for subscribing instead of us always trying to get more.
So thanks to all of our subscribes. Enjoy all the issues.